MAN WITH A MUSTACHE
Mister Mustache is not evil.
Just kidding!
His teeth are for eating,
CHICKEN!!!!!
Not so evil,
Aaaaaeeeeee!
THE REAL STORY
Once there was a man with a mustache.
Once there was a man with a mustache.
I said that twice, right? Who cares! Carry on.
He was 100% evil.
Moohoohahamustache.
He was 12 foot six and ten out of twelve stars.
Mister Mustache went to the grocery store to get some salami.
When he got home he burned up the salami with his eyes
then ate the salami with his sharp teeth.
Mr. Mustache complained: I don’t have any water!
I don't have any, I don't know what am I going to do now.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, I am going to go to the grocery store.
I want to go to Walmart. I want to go to Walmart, right now!
Good, I'm back from Walmart so now I have to go to Egypt to see the Illuminati.
Eyeball!!!
Run for your life...
to the movie theatre!!!!!!
THE END
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